MARCH MADNESS: Foxes vs. Jocks(es) – THE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

And just like that, we’re down to two. Our Foxes vs. Jocks(es) tournament culminates in a championship match between NCIS star Pauley Perrette and Super Bowl XLIV MVP Drew Brees.

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No. 4 Perrette virtually demolished legendary adult film star and Baton Rouge native Stormy Daniels yesterday with 80% of the vote, while 11th-seeded Brees once again defeated Peyton Manning, in this case with over 70% of the vote.

Both Perrette and Brees are smart and beloved in this state, especially in New Orleans, where Perrette was born and where Brees owns a few sandwich shops. Oh, and he also plays quarterback for the Saints.

Who will take home the nonexistent trophy? The girl with the tattoos or the guy with the giant facial birthmark? You decide.

Voting ends Sunday night at 10 p.m. CDT.

 

 

FYI: If you’re trying to figure out our brotastic competition, here’s an explanation.RedShtick-Top-ColumnStop

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