MARCH MADNESS: Foxes vs. Jocks(es) – FINAL FOUR

We’re down to the Final Four, featuring a woman who pretends to handle DNA on camera, a woman who’s handled plenty of real DNA on camera, and a rematch between Super Bowl XLIV’s quarterbacks.

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FOXES: Pauley Perrette (4) vs. Stormy Daniels (3)
Who will represent the Foxes in the championship round? Will it be fourth-seeded Pauley Perrette, of NCIS fame, or No. 3 seed Stormy Daniels, of XXX fame? Perrette’s most recent victory came over another porn star, Lexi Belle, while Stormy went balls deep on Rhonda Shear by getting 90% of the vote. Which on-camera DNA handler will prevail?

JOCKS(es): Peyton Manning (1) vs. Drew Brees (11)
Peyton Manning and Drew Brees once met in a championship game. We all know how that ended. By the way, in case you missed it, Manning made it here by disposing of No. 4 seed Mel Ott in the previous round, while No. 11 seed Brees upset second-seeded Shaquille O’Neal. And today, top-seeded Peyton Manning seeks to avenge his Super Bowl XLIV loss to Brees’ Saints, because winning this shitty tournament would totally make up for it.

Ready. Set. VOTE! (Polls close nightly at 10 p.m. CDT.)

 

FYI: If you’re trying to figure out our brotastic competition, here’s an explanation.RedShtick-Top-ColumnStop

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