MARCH MADNESS: Foxes vs. Jocks(es) – Day 12

We wrap up Sweet 16 competition with a couple of matchups featuring a pair of blondes born in the Big Easy, along with a blonde, bald LA Tech Bulldog and the Big Diesel. (For Day 11’s results, click here.)

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FOXES: Rhonda Shear (10) vs. Reese Witherspoon (2)
No. 10 seed and former Playboy Playmate Rhonda Shear made it to the Sweet 16 by upsetting Baton Rouge’s favorite Beverly Hillbilly, seventh-seeded Donna Douglas; and No. 2 seed Reese Witherspoon easily defeated No. 15 seed and former Miss USA Arlene Howell. While Witherspoon is an Oscar winner and one of Hollywood’s biggest stars, Shear is best known for hosting a show (USA Up All Night) featuring B movies. Only one of these blondes born in New Orleans will move on to the Elite 8. You decide which one.

Both Bradshaw and Shaq are broadcasters and advertising pitchmen who have dabbled in music and acting, but only one is bald by choice.

JOCKS(es): Terry Bradshaw (7) vs. Shaquille O’Neal (2)
Seventh-seeded Terry Bradshaw handily won his opening round contest against NBA legend Elvin Hayes by garnering over 90% of the vote, as did No. 2 seed Shaquille O’Neal against another NBA legend, Willis Reed. Both Bradshaw and Shaq are broadcasters and advertising pitchmen who have dabbled in music and acting, but only one is bald by choice.

Ready. Set. VOTE! (Polls close nightly at 10 p.m. CDT.)

 

FYI: If you’re trying to figure out our brotastic competition, here’s an explanation.RedShtick-Top-ColumnStop

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