Our third pair of Sweet 16 matchups features a woman from Pineville, a woman from porn, a Vince Lombardi Trophy hoister, and Vince Lombardi’s fullback. (For Day 10’s results, click here.)
FOXES: Faith Ford (11) vs. Stormy Daniels (3)
In an upset, 11th-seeded actress Faith Ford got out of the opening round by defeating No. 6 seed Britney Spears with 61.5%, while No. 3 seed and legendary porn star Stormy Daniels advanced to the Sweet 16 by getting 62.5% of the vote against Dorothy Lamour. In Round 1, Ford beat a woman who inadvertently flashed her vagina in front of the camera just once (as far as we know). To make it to the next round, though, she’ll have to get past a woman who made a career out of exposing her vagina. It’s the pride of Pineville going against the platinum blonde porn star!
To make it to the next round, she’ll have to get past a woman who made a career out of exposing her vagina.
JOCKS(es): Drew Brees (11) vs. Jim Taylor (14)
Like Faith Ford, No. 11 seed Drew Brees made it out of the opening round by garnering 61.5% of the vote against his opponent, Bill Russell. Meanwhile, 14th-seeded Jim Taylor won a squeaker against fellow LSU All-American and his former New Orleans neighbor “Pistol” Pete Maravich, who was seeded No. 3. Both Brees and Taylor have worn the New Orleans Saints uniform, with Taylor playing his final year in the pros with the Saints in their inaugural season (1967), and Brees holding down the team’s starting quarterback position since 2006. They also each have a Super Bowl ring. Of course, Brees helped the Saints win the Vince Lombardi Trophy in Super Bowl XLIV, while Taylor helped the Packers win Super Bowl I while playing for Vince Lombardi.
Ready. Set. VOTE! (Polls close nightly at 10 p.m. CDT.)
FYI: If you’re trying to figure out our brotastic competition, here’s an explanation.