YOUR VOICES: Sen. Ted Cruz to Lead Subcommittee That Oversees NASA. What Say You?

Republican U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz was appointed as the chairman of the Senate subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness last week. The spending hawk, who has denied the existence of climate change and attempted to slash NASA’s funding in 2013, will be in charge of overseeing NASA in Congress once he’s confirmed later this month.

What do you think about this?


YourVoices-Woman-Parking_Lot“When’s the prayer rally on the moon?” – Barbara Malloy, paint sales




WhiteSuit-man-YourVoices“I bet NASA is going to have some badass bake sales.” – Fred Chalmers, sandwich artist



Your-Voices-black-woman-cropped“Good. We’ve got too much science and not enough Jesus in our space exploration right now.” – Shirley Marks, day care worker


BallCap-glasses-YourVoices“Finally, a pro-life NASA, which means no more aborted missions. Every mission is sacred.” – Clint Yancy, birdwatcher




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