Husband Cleans Litter Box for 18 Months Without Complaint

Off the WireDENHAM SPRINGS – Subway sandwich artist Bobby Melton may work 40 hours this week tessellating cheese, but when he gets home, his work is far from over.

“I have four cats,” Melton said. “They make a lot of poop. They poop in a litter box. Someone has to clean the box.”

“My wife has a bad gag reflex, so I am real nice to her when it comes to smelling poop. I don’t mind at all.”

His cats Purrminator, Cat Bastard, Claws Von Bulow, and Cream Puff go through about 60 pounds of cat food a week, which means Melton changes litter up to three times a week.

“Yeah, they sure do like to eat a lot. My cats eat food a whole lot. They don’t eat salads or anything like that. They like cat food, not lettuce,” he said.

When it comes to cat dooties, Melton and his wife have separate duties, an arrangement he says proves beneficial for both of them.

“My wife has a job, too. She buys the cat food and she feeds the cats every day. She takes care of what goes in the front end, and I take care of what comes out the back end,” Melton explained. “The smell doesn’t bother me at all. When you spend 10 hours or so a day arranging cheese on things, not much phases you from a smell point of view.”

Melton continued, “My wife has a bad gag reflex, so I am real nice to her when it comes to smelling poop. I don’t mind at all. Me cleaning the poop instead of her makes her real happy. Sometimes she touches my junk. I like that. I like that a lot.”RedShtick-Top-ColumnStop

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