YOUR VOICES: Cold Weather Has Reduced Crawfish Supply and Raised Prices. What Say You?

Unseasonably cold January temperatures, at least by Louisiana standards, have chilled the state’s crawfish yield and raised prices by one to two dollars per pound over prices from this time last year.

What do you think about this?

 

Nathan-Dotson-cropped“Show the crawfish some girl-on-girl porn. That always warms me up.”
– Dusty Mix, pipefitter

 

Overweight-bald-man“Goddam global warming. Get it??? Global warming!”
– Bob Lofton, paleontologist

 

 

 

Serious-woman-red-dress“Thanks, Obamacare.”
– Carla Benoit, aspiring conspiracy theorist

 

 

 

 

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