Unseasonably cold January temperatures, at least by Louisiana standards, have chilled the state’s crawfish yield and raised prices by one to two dollars per pound over prices from this time last year.
What do you think about this?
“Show the crawfish some girl-on-girl porn. That always warms me up.”
– Dusty Mix, pipefitter
“Goddam global warming. Get it??? Global warming!”
– Bob Lofton, paleontologist
“Thanks, Obamacare.”
– Carla Benoit, aspiring conspiracy theorist