Lack of Christmas Bonus Disappoints LSU Instructor

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Jake Lochlear, an assistant professor in the LSU psychology department, expressed disappointment over not receiving a generous year-end salary bonus.

“When I looked at my pay stub, it was just the regular amount. That really sucked.”

Lochlear, a two-year veteran of the department, told friends he was counting on “a big fat bonus,” which would have been nice for a change. “But when I looked at my pay stub, it was just the regular amount. That really sucked.”

Lochlear also went as far as labeling the oversight “total bullshit.”

If things on campus don’t change soon, he said, he had a good mind to quit.

“That’ll show those assholes,” Lochlear concluded.RedShtick-Top-ColumnStop

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