LYRICS TO THE EDITOR – From Stan Evildoer, Sorrento’s Firefighting, Rapping, Juggalo Cowboy Retail Worker

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Yo, Red Shtick! My moms helped me read an article you wrote that had some disparaging things to say about my hood, Sorrento.

Keep your eyes peeled when you’re in Sorrento,
For this retail Jr. fireman cowboy rapper Juggalo.

You don’t know what you playin’ wit! “˜Bout to piss off 1,500 people in the 225 as soon as they get some internet up in here, don’t play! We get free Wi-Fi in the McDonald’s.

And I know 225 is for the whole Baton Rouge area, but you know I’m just talkin’ “˜bout the S to the O to the R to the E to the N to the T to the O, so don’t trip, son! Wait, it’s two R’s, but I ain’t retyping all that shit again, I’m too H-O-D HARD for that, playa!

I’m dedicating my latest rhymes to you, Red Shtick. And peace to my moms for helpin’ me with the word “disparaging.”

Dumb ass newspaper it editorializes lies.
Some triflin’ opinion, voices everywhere’ll rise.

Keep your eyes peeled when you’re in Sorrento,
For this retail Jr. fireman cowboy rapper Juggalo.

Yeah I found you out on Facebook, not like just anybody can.
You won’t live to see this fireboy become a fireman.

Might be wise to shut yo mouth, keep opinions to yo’ selves
Or I might talk even wilder shit when I finish stockin’ shelves.

Word to my boy Chad Schexnayder of the Louisiana House of Representatives, thanks for fixin’ my Chevy, dog!!! (That was the break, y’heard me?!) Y’all fools can’t handle this!

I got a bearded dragon named Spyro, no that isn’t gay!
Even though I stick flies to my nuts when I feed him every day.

You think you educated? Well I’m educated more.
You probably went to ONE high school, bitch, I’ve been through FOUR!

I totally know Spanish, I talk it really great.
I can lamer sus testiculos peluda, caballero “¦ hey, no, wait “¦

You think you educated? Well I’m educated more.
You probably went to ONE high school, bitch, I’ve been through FOUR!

This is the only warning for you clowns at the Red Shtick
Unless you want me to come down to yo office and make you suck my dick!

That wouldn’t be gay “¦
“˜Cause “¦ ’cause you suckin’ MY dick. That makes YOU gay. “¦

That’s true, my uncle taught me that on a campin’ trip. “¦

I’m OUT!!!RedShtick-Top-ColumnStop

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