GUEST COLUMN: A&E Is a Bunch of Fags – Tom Springer, Phil Robertson Supporter, Duck Dynasty Fan

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I can’t believe those shit-dick faggots at A&E suspended one of the last truly great Americans on TV today, a role model our children can really look up to.

Those goddam ass-lickers shitcanned Phil Robertson, patriarch of the majestic Duck Dynasty clan. That’s like firing John Wayne for being too much of a goddam man!

It’s almost like A&E is nothing but a bunch of capitalists interested only in protecting their brand. How un-American.

And what’d they “suspend” him for? For saying what we all know is true? That queers are going to hell and darkies were happier before they got civil rights?

Phil-Robertson_Duck-DynastyWhat kind of a screwed-up world do we live in where a man who’s been famous for less than two years thanks to one of a million reality TV shows can be let go by that show’s network just because he told some magazine I’ve never heard of things that hurt some pussies’ feelings? It’s almost like A&E is nothing but a bunch of capitalists interested only in protecting their brand. How un-American.

I guess the fact those Christian boys close every show with a prayer doesn’t mean a goddam thing to them. All they seem to care about is the bottom line.

The constitution guarantees Phil has the right to say whatever he pleases WITHOUT repercussions, financial or otherwise. Just ask the Dixie Chicks or that hilarious guy who played Kramer on Seinfeld.

This is nothing but a left-wing witch hunt against conservatives, I tell you! You don’t see liberals like Martin Bashir and Alec Baldwin getting shitcanned by MSNBC for speaking their minds and pissing off those pansy-ass homos. (I assume those two fuckwads are still there because I never watch that socialist garbage.)

So he said fudge packers and dog fuckers were cut from the same sick cloth. Tell me something me and everybody I drink beer with don’t already know.

Negroes were happier before they got civil rights. Amos and Andy never complained about whitey holding them down.

How can anybody in their right mind argue that it’s more tempting to stick your dick – or anything else, for that matter – into a man’s hairy ass than into a silky sweet vagina?

And as for black folks, Phil is right. Negroes were happier before they got civil rights. Amos and Andy never complained about whitey holding them down.

But then along came desegregation and voting rights, which led to the welfare and food stamps mess we have today. I tell you, black people were better off when they had their own lunch counter at Woolworth’s.

So fuck you, A&E. You’re almost as bad as that uppity bitch Rosa Parks.RedShtick-Top-ColumnStop

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