Researchers at the University of Canterbury in New Zealand say a recent study shows people rate sex as the top activity that brings them happiness, followed by drinking alcohol or “partying.” Meanwhile, the study revealed meditating/religion came in fourth, and caring for children was rated as the fifth most enjoyable human activity.
What do you think about this?
“Wow, we might just have to forget our kids at Chuck E. Cheese.”
– Debra and Jamie Rockwood, crepe shop owners
“Makes sense. Jesus ain’t never said nuthin’ bought havin’ no kids. And player loved him some wine, mmmhmm.”
– Shirley Marks, plantation tour guide
“Wait, experiencing orgasmic ecstasy and post-coitus euphoria are more enjoyable than ungrateful teenagers telling you you suck? Get the fuck out!”
– Nathan Dotson, bounty hunter