Frat Guy Proposes Toga Party

Off the WireLSU senior and Sigma Nu fraternity president Dan Klegghorn has a monster idea for next spring’s Greek Grub: a blowout toga party!

“Dude, we can use bed sheets for togas,” Klegghorn suggested to his fraternity brothers recently. “Oh! And we can get a keg of beer! A whole fucking keg!”

Sophomore Clyde Hennigan added that he saw a similar party portrayed once in an old film his father still enjoys occasionally.

“It was so cool. The people in the movie danced to ’60s music performed by Negroes,” Hennigan said.RedShtick-Top-ColumnStop

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