GUEST COLUMN: Straight Talk for Y’all Mutha Fuckin’ Kids – Ms. Ford, Substitute Teacher

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Ms-Ford-Glasgow-TeacherAlright, y’all turrible little mutha fuckers. Sit down and shut the fuck up cuz I’m about to get real with y’all disrespecting asses.

Somebody needs to beat the ever-living shit out of y’all until y’all learn to behave. I don’t care if it’s y’all parents, y’all grandparents, y’all auntie, y’all parrain, or y’all mutha fuckin teacher. Somebody needs to teach y’all asses a lesson.

Y’all asses need a lesson in keeping y’all gotdam mouths shut and acting like civilized mutha fuckers.

And I ain’t talkin about no history lesson, no math lesson, or no English lesson, neither. Y’all asses need a lesson in keeping y’all gotdam mouths shut and acting like civilized mutha fuckers.

And if nobody else ain’t gonna teach it to y’all, best believe I’m gonna teach it to y’all, cuz y’all don’t know who y’all fuckin with.

Don’t let the hair, the glasses, the height, or the shoe size fool you. I will get gutter on y’all asses and break this mutha fuckin size seven off up every one of y’all mutha fuckin asses.

When I was in college and when I was in high school, I was a mutha fuckin beast. And just cuz the law say y’all kids and shit don’t mean I ain’t gonna go street on y’all ass.

Bitch, are you mean muggin me? Don’t be lookin at me sideways, mutha fucka. I will drop yo’ mutha fuckin ass. I WILL DROP YO’ MUTHA FUCKIN ASS.

And if your dumb ass can actually read this shit, you can show it to anybody you want and tell them Ms. Ford said somebody needs to beat yo’ mutha fucking ass.

Now sit y’all asses down and shut yo’ gotdam mouths so i can teach y’all ratchet ass some mutha fuckin Shakespeare.RedShtick-Top-ColumnStop

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