GUEST COLUMN: Attention Liberal Anti-Gun Commie Wackos! – Bill Wascom, 2nd Amendment Advocate

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Bill-WascomSo I read that in Georgia, some nutjob terrorized a school with an AK-47. When police got there, he fired at them through a window. They caught this jerk, and luckily no one was injured.

But I’m sure any minute now, we’ll hear the classic knee-jerk reaction from all the liberal anti-gun nuts: “Oh, no! This guy in Georgia could’ve killed people! We need to outlaw AK-47s!”

Well, before you get too far down that road, Mr. and Mrs. Peacenik, let me ask you a few questions. You know what else could kill somebody? Automatic weapons. So why don’t we outlaw every automatic weapon? Let’s just prevent anybody and their grandma from bringing home a Bushmaster.

What about illegally modified weapons? They kill people all the time. Waa, waa, waa! Let’s get rid of them, too.

Oh, wait, Mr. Hippy Dope Smoker. Guns with high-capacity magazines kill people. So, hell, by your logic, I guess we should get rid of them, too. Maybe we should just outlaw large purchases of ammunition. Or what about illegally modified weapons? They kill people all the time. Waa, waa, waa! Let’s get rid of them, too.

Hey, while we’re at it, let’s just do away with the entire notion of any butthole Remus being able to get a gun despite lack of training or having a criminal record! Yeah, that makes sense. Please, Mr. Commie Pinko and the lovely Mrs. Bleeding Heart, go ahead and close all the loopholes for illegal sales at gun shows.

“Look at me! I’m a reasonable person, and I demand a system that prevents people with mental illness from buying deadly weapons. CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO!”

Listen, we’ve got enough stupid people in Washington. We don’t need any help from crazy weirdos blowing one isolated incident out of proportion. If you really want to do some good, just keep your mouth shut and your head down.RedShtick-Top-ColumnStop

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