GUEST COLUMN: “I’m Totally Cool With the IRS. Please Don’t Audit Me.” – Rob Saddler, Total Pussy

Off the WireTom-SaddlerThere’s been a lot of talk and outrage lately about the Internal Revenue Service allegedly targeting groups affiliated with the tea party movement.

I just want to go on the record and say unequivocally that the folks at the IRS are the nicest and fairest people you will ever find with overwhelming power to capriciously screw with your life.

Some people believe the IRS is nothing more than a pit of thieves with carte blanche to intimidate anyone without reproach. Not me. No sir. I’d never say that.

Some people believe the IRS is nothing more than a pit of thieves with carte blanche to intimidate anyone without reproach. Not me. No sir. I’d never say that.

I don’t understand why people would accuse the great folks at the IRS of going after organizations that advocate for the abolition of the IRS. They would NEVER do anything so petty and obviously vindictive.

I mean, why in the world would people want to do away with the one federal government agency that does its job efficiently and with total compassion, anyway? I’m totally cool with the IRS. Please don’t audit me.

Hell, I’ll scream it from the mountaintops! I F–KING LOVE THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE! Now, for the love of God, leave me alone.RedShtick-Top-ColumnStop

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