Commissioner Troy Hebert said the 2-year-old German shepherd from Holland has yet to be named, but Hebert has invited school-age children to suggest names for the canine.
Here are just a few offered by kids from the Baton Rouge area:
“Snitch, the soon-to-be-dead dog.” – LeCharles Dunn, sixth grade
“My dad told me to say Potsie, like the guy on Happy Days, because the dog can see pot. I don’t get it. The dog smells pot.” – Austin Granger, eighth grade
“Billy, like the exterminator. Him and his old lady got caught with that sh-t.” – Octavio Gomez, fourth grade
“Snoop Dogg. It’s free now that he changed his name to Snoop Lion. Lame, bruh.” – Austin Mathers, sixth grade
“Tyrann.” – Jonathan Thomas, seventh grade
“Elvis, cuz Elvis was a NARC.” – Maddie Grisgby, first grade