Justin Bieber Vomits on Stage, Denies He’s Pregnant

Teen pop superstar Justin Bieber is denying reports that he is with child after a video showing the singer-songwriter vomiting during a concert in Arizona went viral online.

Bieber managed to finish the first show of his “Believe” tour at Jobing.com Arena in Glendale despite reportedly throwing up on stage twice.

Almost immediately, entertainment insiders began speculating that the feminine-looking Canadian sensation was pregnant and suffering from “morning sickness” during the concert.

Some sources say R&B star Usher, who helped launch Bieber’s career, is the father. Others insist it’s Lady Gaga.

Bieber has vehemently repudiated these reports and insisted that he is neither pregnant nor female.

“I am SOOO not a chick,” Bieber responded. “And even if I were, I couldn’t be pregnant, because I only have sex with women. I mean, I’m a virgin. No, I mean … sh-t.”

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