OK, I’m not going to bullsh-t you. You don’t need in-depth analysis from me. I’m going to make this quick so we can get to the fun stuff.
The defense is going to be great. The offense is going to be better. Special teams will be good enough not to screw the season up. LSU has a better team than last year and an easier schedule than last year. National title or bust.
Now to have some fun.
Top XIV nicknames for an LSU fan’s genitalia:
- The Intimidator
- The State Capitol
- Pistol Pete
- Mike 6½”
- Bob. Pet it.
- Guerrilla Balls
- The Campanile
- Governor Fuqua
- Richard Dickson
- The Eye of the Tiger
- Huey Pee Long
- Mike 7½”
- Coates Hall Bathroom Destroyer
- Ruffin Pleasant
Too obvious to include: Honey Badger, Big Baby
Acceptable if not creative: Barkevious Mingo
For the ladies: The Enchanted Forest, The 10/12 Split, The Box, The Old Box