The LSU Football team has hired Mr. Mackey as the team's "Life Coach," a position created in the wake of several players failing drug tests this week.

BREAKING: LSU Football announces hiring of new “Life Coach.”

The LSU Football team has hired Mr. Mackey as the team’s new “Life Coach,” a position created in the wake of Heisman Trophy finalist Tyrann Mathieu being dismissed from the team for reportedly failing another drug test.

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