Haik-usic, Vol. 1

Volume 1 in a series of Haikus dedicated to the “hot” songs this desperately humid summer.

“Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen
You won’t remember
Carly Rae Jespen later
Call me a cynic

“Beers Ago” by Toby Keith
Something about Skoal
Fourteen hundred beers ago
Dixie Chicks were right

“Scream” by Usher
You need to know this:
Ooh baby baby baby
Usher ooh baby

“Where Have You Been” by Rihanna
This song is easy
In just one listen, I swear
I memorized it

“Titanium” by David Guetta
Hey, who’s this David
He really sings like a chick
Wait that’s just Sia

“Someone I Used to Know” by Gotye
Hear this song always
Wonder if it’s just myself
Who thinks of “Goatse”

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Stephanie Landry is a lover, not a fighter, with the exception of some inanimate objects. Sing out to her here, or stand at her window with your boombox blasting your mixtape. Either way.

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