Self-Described “Super Busy” Woman Really Just Bad at Time Management

BusyGirlA Baton Rouge woman who repeatedly proclaims to be “super busy” is actually not appreciably more swamped than any of her acquaintances, but rather simply suffers from shitty time management skills, say her friends and family.

People who know Sheena Melancon claim the 29-year-old woman ostensibly takes pride in labeling herself as “super busy.” She reportedly likes to tell everyone she encounters “” from coffee shop baristas to strangers in elevators “” that she is a “super busy” person.

Melancon will sometimes follow up her standard “super busy” descriptor with a “like, all the time.”

They say Melancon will sometimes follow up her standard “super busy” descriptor with a “like, all the time.”

Melancon’s companions insist, however, that the childless hairdresser is no more industrious than any of them. Instead, they say, Melancon thinks she’s “super busy” simply because she lacks essential time management skills.

“Whenever we try to get together for dinner or a movie, Sheena’s always like “˜I can’t. I’m super busy,'” said her colleague and companion Erica Dugas. “But then I see her on Facebook playing every damn game they’ve got on there. Plus, I know for a fact that she watches more TV than me, and you don’t see me going around telling everyone that I’m super busy.”

When Red Shtick attempted to reach Melancon for comment, she replied with a text that read, “Can’t. I’m super busy!!!”

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