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The Louisiana Legislature has been cast in the starring role of an updated version of the legendary adult film Deep Throat.
Vivid Entertainment owner Steven Hirsch said the legislature was the perfect choice to reprise the role made famous by Linda Lovelace in the groundbreaking movie originally released in 1972.
“They’re perfect for this project,” Hirsch said. “Since the start of this legislative session, they’ve been getting the governor’s huge agenda shoved down their throat, and they’ve taken it like a champ. I wish I had more performers like that on contract.”
Hirsch said he also was considering offering a four-movie deal to the State Capitol building.
“Have you seen that thing?” Hirsch exclaimed. “It is hung! And apparently has no trouble staying hard, either.”
