Guest Column: “Give Spinosa Financing for Rouzan? I Don’t Think So!” – The Credit Clown

Wait up. Hold the phone. You mean to tell me Tommy Spinosa lost a $170 million Perkins Rowe foreclosure case, but he still has financing for Rouzan, and that’s gonna be in the neighborhood of around $300 million? That makes me want to slap somebody upside the head with a worn-out sock!

Don’t get me wrong. I’m all for giving people second and third chances when it comes to bad credit. Hell, that’s my whole raison d’être, for f””k’s sake!

I’ve approved financing for used cars for all sorts of people with jacked-up credit. It didn’t matter what was on their record “” divorce, bankruptcy, failed business. And that’s just Spinosa’s unpaid Perkins Rowe subcontractors!

Hah, I’m just playin’. But seriously, yo, that sh””t is messed up.

Honestly, if that dude Spinosa walked onto my lot and tried to get financing for the hooptiest piece of crap I got on hand right now “” a ’98 Pontiac Sunfire “” I’d pop him upside his head with my sock and be like, “I don’t EEEVEN f””king think so!”

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