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    Cortana Mall to Be Taken Off Life Support

    Cortana Mall to Be Taken Off Life Support

    • Radio Stations Pull “All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth” to Avoid Offending Kaplan Residents

      Radio Stations Pull “All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth” to Avoid Offending Kaplan Residents

    • LSU to Issue Mandatory Shock Collars to Deter Football Fans From Storming Field

      LSU to Issue Mandatory Shock Collars to Deter Football Fans From Storming Field

    • New 13th Gate Attraction to Capture the Horror of LSU Football Gameday Parking

      New 13th Gate Attraction to Capture the Horror of LSU Football Gameday Parking

  • Opinion
    • From the Publisher
    • Hero Highlight
    • Sphincter Spotlight
    Russian Election Meddling Explained: “Office Space” Edition

    Russian Election Meddling Explained: “Office Space” Edition

    • The Genesis and Spread of a Racist Lie

      The Genesis and Spread of a Racist Lie

    • It’s Time to Take Down the Statue of Liberty. Seriously.

      It’s Time to Take Down the Statue of Liberty. Seriously.

    • HERO HIGHLIGHT: Stormy Daniels — Baton Rouge Native

      HERO HIGHLIGHT: Stormy Daniels — Baton Rouge Native

  • Your Views
    YOUR VOICES: HBO Purged Its Adult-themed Content. What Say You?

    YOUR VOICES: HBO Purged Its Adult-themed Content. What Say You?

    • YOUR VOICES: 10 Senators Voted Against an Anti-bestiality Bill. What Say You?

      YOUR VOICES: 10 Senators Voted Against an Anti-bestiality Bill. What Say You?

    • YOUR VOICES: Baton Rouge Residents Vexed by Ball Moss. What Say You?

      YOUR VOICES: Baton Rouge Residents Vexed by Ball Moss. What Say You?

    • YOUR VOICES: JR Ball Says Baton Rouge Should Be Treated Like LSU Football. What Say You?

      YOUR VOICES: JR Ball Says Baton Rouge Should Be Treated Like LSU Football. What Say You?

    • YOUR VOICES: Mayor Broome Hired Silky Slim to Teach Kids Respect for Cops. What Say You?

      YOUR VOICES: Mayor Broome Hired Silky Slim to Teach Kids Respect for Cops. What Say You?

    • YOUR VOICES: Carl Dabadie Resigned as BRPD Chief. What Say You?

      YOUR VOICES: Carl Dabadie Resigned as BRPD Chief. What Say You?

    • YOUR VOICES: LSU Opened Its New “Leisure River.” What Say You?

      YOUR VOICES: LSU Opened Its New “Leisure River.” What Say You?

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    Tom Schedler Publicly Reappears in Support of Local Comedy

    Tom Schedler Publicly Reappears in Support of Local Comedy

    • Theatre Baton Rouge Slays Audience With “She Kills Monsters”

      Theatre Baton Rouge Slays Audience With “She Kills Monsters”

    • Local Spotlight: Evan Rabalais

      Local Spotlight: Evan Rabalais

    • The Red Shtick Pocket Guide to Avoiding Sexual Allegations

      The Red Shtick Pocket Guide to Avoiding Sexual Allegations

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    OCTOBER HORRORSCOPES: State of the Union

    OCTOBER HORRORSCOPES: State of the Union

    • MARCH HORRORSCOPES: Easter Fools

      MARCH HORRORSCOPES: Easter Fools

    • Kicking Them While They’re Down

      Kicking Them While They’re Down

    • FEBRUARY HORRORSCOPES: The Beauty of Sexual Love

      FEBRUARY HORRORSCOPES: The Beauty of Sexual Love

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    Dorque, Episode 214: Batmania

    Dorque, Episode 214: Batmania

    • Dorque, Episode 213: Back in Baby’s Arms

      Dorque, Episode 213: Back in Baby’s Arms

    • Dorque, Episode 212: I Special Needs You

      Dorque, Episode 212: I Special Needs You

    • Dorque, Episode 211: Can We Talk?

      Dorque, Episode 211: Can We Talk?

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  • IMMIGRATION: Louisiana economic refugees met at Texas border with tear gas.
  • IMMIGRATION: Trump administration implements “Fuck off and die” policy at Mexican border.
  • BREAKING: President Trump suggests Jamal Khashoggi was killed by Central Park Five.
  • SPORTS: LSU fans “pouring in” to new Tiger Stadium sections offering beer, delusions of wooing back Saban.
  • BREAKING: President Trump vows to destroy imminent threat to ego.
  • EDUCATION: UL Lafayette master plan calls for development near Cajundome to feature indoor plumbing, electricity.
  • LAFAYETTE: Library board adopts slogan “Reading is such a drag.”
  • BREAKING: Judge blocks online plans for printing untraceable dildos.
  • SOURCE: Trump orders White House flag at full staff to celebrate raging boner.
  • BREAKING: After Manafort conviction, Mueller points at news cameras and yells “I’m comin’ for you, Donnie.”
  • Cortana Mall to Be Taken Off Life Support

    Doctors at Our Lady of Lake Hospital sadly report a former major shopping venue will soon be taken o…

  • Radio Stations Pull “All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth” to Avoid Offending Kaplan Residents

    The song was pulled for lyrics deemed offensive to residents of Kaplan as well as the rest of Vermil…

  • LSU to Issue Mandatory Shock Collars to Deter Football Fans From Storming Field

    In an effort to stop pricey, unconfined celebration after historical victories, the LSU Athletic Dep…

  • New 13th Gate Attraction to Capture the Horror of LSU Football Gameday Parking

    The 13th Gate, Baton Rouge's premier haunted house destination, plans to amp up the thrill of fear a…

  • CDC Warns Tailgaters of Party Parasites Eating Food, Drinking Liquor

    The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has warned all tailgate partygoers to be on the looko…

Opinion

  • Russian Election Meddling Explained: “Office Space” Edition

    From the Publisher

    Mike Judge’s 1999 cult classic "Office Space" is a convenient allegory to illustrate how and why the Russians interfered in the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

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  • The Genesis and Spread of a Racist Lie

    From the Publisher

  • It’s Time to Take Down the Statue of Liberty. Seriously.

    From the Publisher

  • HERO HIGHLIGHT: Stormy Daniels — Baton Rouge Native

    Hero Highlight

  • Baton Rouge Promotional Video Obviously Produced by Someone Who’s Never Been to Baton Rouge

    From the Publisher

Shtickbait

  • 10 Gumbos That Are Totally Losing Their Shit

    Shtickbait

    These gumbos are seriously losing their shit right now.

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  • 11 Famous Clickbait Headlines in American History

    Shtickbait

  • This U.S. Senator Cavorted With Hookers. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next!

    Shtickbait

Quizzes

  • QUIZ: Country Music or Gay Porn Star?

    Quizzes

    How well do you know today's stars of country music and/or gay porn? We'll give you a name. You decide if he's a star of country music or gay porn.

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  • QUIZ: “Never Forget” or “Get Over It”? How Real an American Are You?

    Quizzes

  • QUIZ: Melania or Madison?

    Quizzes

FEATURES

Tom Schedler Publicly Reappears in Support of Local Comedy

Theatre Baton Rouge Slays Audience With “She Kills Monsters”

Local Spotlight: Evan Rabalais

The Red Shtick Pocket Guide to Avoiding Sexual Allegations

The Macy’s Parade

10 Real Reasons Why LSU Fans Love to Hate Alabama

ANALYSIS: You’re Protesting All Wrong

Opinion: Times-Picayune Opposes “Ban the Box” for Birthday Parties

“Wonder Woman” Leaves Me Breathless

  • The Red Shtick Podcast
  • Dorque Podcast
  • There Can Be Only One
  • The Red Shtick Podcast, Episode 243: “Gridiron Zoo Cult”

    The Red Shtick Podcast

    Evan Rabalais and Jeremy White tell Sunny Weathers about rehearsing for and performing in the 67th annual Gridiron Show. They also chat about the BREC zoo and the Rajneeshpuram cult.

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  • The Red Shtick Podcast, Episode 242: “Fan Favorites”

    The Red Shtick Podcast

  • The Red Shtick Podcast, Episode 241: “It’s Stupid I Hate It”

    The Red Shtick Podcast

  • The Red Shtick Podcast, Episode 240: “Why Baton Rouge Can’t Have Nice Things”

    The Red Shtick Podcast

  • The Red Shtick Podcast, Episode 239: Joel Osteen Is a Bitch

    The Red Shtick Podcast

  • Dorque, Episode 214: Batmania

    Dorque Podcast

    Knick and James get together in the Murder Shop to talk about Batman, Battlebots, and the massive trove of upcoming releases announced this week for Disney+.

    Read More »
  • Dorque, Episode 213: Back in Baby’s Arms

    Dorque Podcast

  • Dorque, Episode 212: I Special Needs You

    Dorque Podcast

  • Dorque, Episode 211: Can We Talk?

    Dorque Podcast

  • Dorque, Episode 210: Darkwing &@ck

    Dorque Podcast

  • There Can Be Only One — The Podcast 116: “Shadow of a Doubt”

    There Can Be Only One

    Herman "OmegaPrime" Davis and Robert Rau watch an Alfred Hitchcock classic — and Brian Dennehy in a made-for-TV classic — to determine which movie should be called "Shadow of a Doubt."

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  • There Can Be Only One — The Podcast 115: “Firepower”

    There Can Be Only One

  • There Can Be Only One — The Podcast 114: “Jigsaw”

    There Can Be Only One

  • There Can Be Only One — The Podcast 113: “Mascots”

    There Can Be Only One

  • There Can Be Only One — The Podcast 112: “Sahara”

    There Can Be Only One

Your Views

  • YOUR VOICES: HBO Purged Its Adult-themed Content. What Say You?

    Your Views

    HBO quietly removed the entirety of its late-night, adult-themed programming from its website and apps. What say you?

    Read More »
  • YOUR VOICES: 10 Senators Voted Against an Anti-bestiality Bill. What Say You?

    Your Views

  • YOUR VOICES: Baton Rouge Residents Vexed by Ball Moss. What Say You?

    Your Views

Rejected Ask the Advocate

  • REJECTED ASK THE ADVOCATE ANSWERED: How Many Domestic Abuse Arrests Is a Senator Allowed to Have?

    Rejected Ask the Advocate

    State Sen. Troy Brown was arrested again for domestic abuse, this time for allegedly biting his wife on the arm. How is he still a state senator?

    Read More »
  • REJECTED ASK THE ADVOCATE ANSWERED: Does the Brexit Mean I Can’t Eat at The Londoner Anymore?

    Rejected Ask the Advocate

  • REJECTED ASK THE ADVOCATE ANSWERED: Why the Hell Is Foster Campbell Running for Senate?

    Rejected Ask the Advocate

Columns

  • OCTOBER HORRORSCOPES: State of the Union

    Horrorscopes

    Knick Moore presents twelve Halloween costume ideas based on the new brand of crazy we all live in. Some of these are so fresh you can still smell the Haldol.

    Read More »
  • MARCH HORRORSCOPES: Easter Fools

    Horrorscopes

  • Kicking Them While They’re Down

    Jedophilia

  • FEBRUARY HORRORSCOPES: The Beauty of Sexual Love

    Horrorscopes

  • OCTOBER HORRORSCOPES: Look at My Big, Nuclear Halloweenie

    Horrorscopes

RECENT SHTICK

  • TBR’s Gentleman’s Guide Kills With Music and Humor

  • Cortana Mall to Be Taken Off Life Support

  • Radio Stations Pull “All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth” to Avoid Offending Kaplan Residents

  • LSU to Issue Mandatory Shock Collars to Deter Football Fans From Storming Field

  • OCTOBER HORRORSCOPES: State of the Union

  • Dorque, Episode 214: Batmania

  • Dorque, Episode 213: Back in Baby’s Arms

  • Dorque, Episode 212: I Special Needs You

  • Dorque, Episode 211: Can We Talk?

  • Dorque, Episode 210: Darkwing &@ck

  • Dorque, Episode 209: Ball and Chain

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