GUEST COLUMN: “Give Me Back My Fucking Job, Bitch!” – Blane Salamoni, Former BRPD Officer

Hey, muthafucker! Give me back my fucking job right now, or I’ll blow your fucking head off!

Did you hear me, asshole? I said give me back my fucking job, bitch!

STOP RESISTING, OR I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL SHOOT YOU IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD! GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING JOB!

Keep not giving me back my fucking job and see what happens, muthafucker.

Lay on your fucking stomach and give me back my fucking job now! You understand me?

Keep not giving me back my fucking job and see what happens, muthafucker.

FUCK! Come back here and give me back my fucking job!

Goddammit, you fucking piece of shit! You’re going to pay for this, muthafucker!

SHIT!

 

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