HERO HIGHLIGHT: Stormy Daniels — Baton Rouge Native

Recently, WAFB woefully undersold Stormy Daniels by referring to the adult entertainer as a “Baton Rouge porn star,” when, in fact, she is America’s porn star now.

The Scotlandville High School graduate, born and raised in Baton Rouge as Stephanie Clifford, has managed to do something almost no one else has done: become a major problem for President Donald Trump that he can’t tweet or talk about. For that, we are endowing the already well-endowed performer with the much-deserved status of hero.

Earlier this year, The Wall Street Journal published a story reporting Trump’s personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, paid Daniels $130,000 in hush money just weeks before the 2016 presidential election. According to the account, the agreement called for Daniels not to reveal that she had an affair with Trump in 2006, just weeks after now-first lady Melania Trump had given birth to the president’s youngest child, Baron.

A few days later, In Touch Weekly published portions of a 2011 interview with Daniels, in which she revealed details about the alleged 2006 affair. Less than a month later, after numerous other media outlets and Daniels associates confirmed and elaborated on the tryst, Cohen publicly admitted paying Daniels the $130,000.

She’s conducting this much-needed public service while putting the “bank” in spank bank. If that doesn’t qualify someone for the highest accolades from those of us in her hometown, nothing does.

Then, earlier this month, Daniels filed a lawsuit against Trump in California to declare the nondisclosure agreement she signed in October 2016 null and void because Trump never signed it. She also has offered to pay back the $130,000 directly to Trump in exchange for the freedom to openly discuss the affair.

One of the excerpts from her 2011 interview included details about how Trump requested that the AVN Hall of Fame member hit him on the ass with a copy of Forbes magazine that featured him on the cover. Today, she’s still using the media to spank him.

In fact, the only thing more entertaining than viewing one of her films is watching her needle Trump like a voodoo doll. He, in turn, has been just as quiet as one.

She’s like Vladimir Putin in that Trump — who attacks nearly anyone else who vexes him in the slightest — seems suspiciously reluctant to say anything bad about her. It makes one wonder what she (like Putin) has on him, other than the president’s lawyer’s admission that he gave her $130,000 in hush money just before the election.

Meanwhile, she’s conducting this much-needed public service while putting the “bank” in spank bank. If that doesn’t qualify someone for the highest accolades from those of us in her hometown, nothing does.

Twelve years ago, Daniels did Trump. Now, she’s UNdoing him. The adult film star-turned-director and producer is proving to be quite a handful (or two) for the president.

Sure, some may question whether someone from the adult film industry is worthy of such adulation. Nevertheless, when compared with the level of environmental damage we in Louisiana permit for the sake of economic development, Daniels’ line of work is as clean as a (meat) whistle.

Twelve years ago, Daniels did Trump. Now, she’s UNdoing him. The adult film star-turned-director and producer is proving to be quite a handful (or two) for the president.

Perhaps that’s why Cohen sought and obtained a secret restraining order to prevent Daniels from violating the original terms of the nondisclosure agreement, the NDA she is now suing to have declared invalid.

You know things aren’t going well for a guy who famously said “grab ’em by the pussy” when he continually goes out of his way to make sure a porn star keeps her hole closed.

Daniels may have only briefly teased us in 2010 by probing the prospect of running against David Vitter for U.S. Senate. However, this story just keeps on getting bigger and bigger and harder and harder … to ignore. It’s an irresistible tale that is dripping with intrigue. The tension keeps building and building toward an almost unbearable aching for resolution. And when it’s all over, once she’s thoroughly busted that nut, she will leave many of us quite satisfied.

 

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