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Murphy Law Firm Hires MILF Adult Film Star Lisa Ann as Spokeswoman

A Baton Rouge law firm with a logo featuring the initials “MLF” has contracted with a prominent MILF adult film actress as its spokeswoman.

Attorney Peyton Murphy, of the Murphy Law Firm, confirmed he has reached an agreement with venerable porn star Lisa Ann, adding that area residents should soon see new ads featuring the veteran performer promoting the firm.

Murphy said he believes Lisa Ann, a longtime favorite in the adult film MILF (Mom I’d Like to Fuck) genre, is the ideal celebrity with whom to associate his business.

Murphy-Law-Firm-MLF-logo“Let’s be honest,” Murphy explained, “the initials ‘MLF’ on our logo looks like ‘MILF,’ or at least that’s what people keep telling me. So who better to represent MLF than the queen of the MILFs, Lisa Ann?”

Aside from the linguistic similarities, Murphy also maintained Lisa Ann’s on-screen reputation lends itself to advertising his firm of personal injury lawyers.

“Who better to represent MLF than the queen of the MILFs, Lisa Ann?”

“Just like many of the people we represent in court,” said Murphy, “Lisa Ann has been rear-ended numerous times. And Lord knows how many times she’s been wrecked and banged up. She can empathize with potential clients.”

According to Murphy, the goal is for his firm’s brand to become so closely tied with Lisa Ann that whenever people view and pleasure themselves to her videos, they think (at least subconsciously) of Murphy Law Firm, thus associating orgasmic release with him and his business.

“Lisa Ann not only puts the ‘firm’ in ‘Murphy Law Firm,’ but hiring her to help us expand our clientele gives new meaning to the term ‘money shot,'” he said.

As for critics who contend an adult film star has no place representing a professional law firm, Murphy insisted hiring Lisa Ann as a spokeswoman is no more obscene than a gimmick that’s been used by another local personal injury attorney in TV commercials.

“So what if I put a fully clothed Lisa Ann in my ads to just talk,” Murphy retorted. “Spencer Calahan’s been catching balls on TV for years.”RedShtick-Top-ColumnStop

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