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REJECTED ASK THE ADVOCATE ANSWERED: What Happened to That Hot Chick on the News?

Q: There used to be a really hot chick on the local news. Brunette with beautiful eyes, a nice rack, and smoking hot. I haven’t seen her in quite some time. What happened to her?

 

A: We’re not quite sure which hot chick on the news you’re referring to.

There have been plenty of smoking hot brunettes with beautiful eyes (and the other attributes you mentioned) who have passed through Baton Rouge’s airwaves to deliver the news.

Yet, without knowing specifically which hot chick you have in mind, we’d guess she either moved on to another station in another city or left the news business altogether. In either case, you’re likely going to have to rely on your spank bank — unless, of course, you find out what station she may have moved to.

But even if you don’t, and your memories aren’t sufficient, keep in mind: You do live in Baton Rouge. The spank bank material turnover at our local TV newsrooms is pretty high, so chances are you’ll see plenty more smoking hot brunettes with beautiful eyes and nice racks delivering your news for the foreseeable future.RedShtick-Top-ColumnStop


 

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