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10 Reasons You Should Get Help for Depression. Number 3 Will Make You Want to Kill Yourself.

1. You just clicked on a clickbait article, a sure sign you’re probably bored and looking for excitement in places where you’ll only find utter disappointment.
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2. You clicked on an article that says you should seek treatment for depression, so you’re obviously depressed. Otherwise, you wouldn’t have clicked.
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3. The headline said “Number 3 will make you want to kill yourself,” yet you clicked away with reckless, fatalistic abandon and total disregard for protecting yourself from suicidal prompting.
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4. What the hell are you still doing reading this? Seriously, close this browser window and get professional help immediately.
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5. OK, obviously, you just want to stay depressed. Fine, here’s a link to that super-super-sad animal abuse commercial with Sarah McLachlan. Enjoy your misery.
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6. Did watching that make you feel better? No, it didn’t! It made you feel even more depressed than you already were. Plus, watching that didn’t do a damn thing to alleviate the suffering of those animals, which should make you feel even more depressed.
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7. Even if you aren’t depressed, what’s the harm in seeking treatment? Better safe than sorry.
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8. Seriously, though, you’re a clickbait clicker. Chances are you’ve got some serious issues to work out.
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9. It’s covered under Obamacare.
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10. We just enticed you to waste an entire, precious minute of your life — a minute you will never get back – with a ridiculous headline. If you weren’t depressed before, you should be now, and in need of treatment.
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