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16 Photos of Baton Rouge That Will Briefly Make You Think of Moving Here

1. Welcome to Baton Rouge, where we constantly remind Port Allen we’re better than them!

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Flickr user Billy Metcalf Photography

 

2. And home of the best golden showers around…

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Flickr user Butterbean

 

3. Maybe because our downtown has huge phallic structures.

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Flickr user Antrell Williams

 

4. Our Old State Capitol kinda looks like a chess piece. That’s pretty cool, huh?

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Flickr user Ken Lund

 

5. And inside, the stained glass represents how much we love to mix religion with our politics.

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Flickr user Corey Balazowich

 

6. But our politicians aren’t the only ones full of hot air.

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Flickr user jayharp79

 

7. Things can get pretty exciting when inmates escape from the Angola Prison Rodeo.

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Flickr user bluepoint951

 

8. Only in Baton Rouge do boats speed past the manifest wrath of Cthulhu…

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Flickr user Billy Metcalf Photography

 

9. On their way to a pier that looks like it was designed by Georgia O’Keeffe.

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Flickr user Ed Mousinho

 

10. Our nightlife will either make you wet…

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Flickr user Erik Larson

 

11. Or stiff with excitement.

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Flickr user bluepoint951

 

12. With some good binoculars, you could spot some quality Golden Girl camel toe.

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Flickr user Shoshanah

 

13. If you like bridges…

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Flickr user Billy Metcalf Photography

 

14. Our traffic will ensure you’ll be on one from sunrise…

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Flickr user Billy Metcalf Photography

 

15. Until sunset.

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Flickr user getmahesh

 

16. And we’re still better than you, Port Allen.

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Flickr user Billy Metcalf Photography

 

 

 

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