Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal dropped a massive deuce on the south lawn of the White House after emerging from a meeting with President Barack Obama and other members of the National Governors Association on Monday.
The nation’s governors initially exited the meeting claiming harmony, only to see Jindal lower his trousers, assume a squatting stance, and lay a prodigious steaming loaf in front of the West Wing.
Connecticut Democratic Gov. Dannel Malloy tried in vain to stop Jindal from baking brownies just yards from the Oval Office.
As Jindal proceeded to grow his lengthy tail, some of the two-term Republican governor’s colleagues shook their heads, and Hawaii Democratic Gov. Neil Abercrombie began audibly mumbling to others around him.
Connecticut Democratic Gov. Dannel Malloy tried in vain to stop Jindal from baking brownies just yards from the Oval Office. Malloy’s cries of “Wait!” “Stop!” and “What the hell, man?” did nothing to deter Jindal from depositing a leviathan dookie for all the world to see and smell.
After he was done pushing out his gargantuan grumpy, Jindal pulled up his pants and began to exit the White House grounds. When asked on his way out about his presidential ambitions, a fetid Jindal told a reporter, “My honest answer is I don’t know what I’m going to be doing in 2016.”
Despite Jindal’s continued equivocacy regarding his potential candidacy for president, Louisiana political analyst John Maginnis believes the governor going code brown in front of the White House this week serves as confirmation that Jindal definitely will run in 2016.
“He’s obviously trying to mark his territory,” Maginnis explained.
