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Chief on the Bucket List

Becoming Sorrento’s Chief of Police is like having a cocaine-fueled orgy with syphilitic pornstars. Most people would be jealous if you left out one word.

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The Red Shtick Podcast

Dorque Podcast

The Family Dinner Podcast

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Sen. David "Fuck and Flee" Vitter

An Open Letter to Sen. David Vitter

I would’ve continued not liking you in private, but then you went and announced your candidacy for governor. Since you won’t go gently into that good night, I’m compelled to dislike you publicly.

Entertainment

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One Man vs. “The Women”

When reading one of George Morris’ reviews, the female cast will be either insulted or disregarded entirely in favor of whichever male lead has stolen this local Kaufman’s heart for the evening.

Life

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Free Advice Rarely Is Good Advice

Most “astrologers” couldn’t look up at a clear night from a dark sky site and tell you the difference between Mars and Orion’s nutsack.

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